May 17, 9289 by Zoe S | Posted in Books & Authors
The Watsons Go to Birmingham
Chapters 6–7
1. What warm-hearted of playmate was LJ Jones?
A) generous
B) kind
C) dishonest
D) fair
2. Why do the other students make fun of Rufus?
A) because of his denying attitude
B) because of his "lazy eye"
C) because he is the smartest student in school
D) because of his southern accent and raggedy clothing
3. What does Byron say about "froze up" people?
A) they are carried away by the monitor
B) they are carried away by their families
C) they are carried away by garbage trucks
D) they are carried away by untrammelled animals
4. Why do Mr. and Mrs. Watson sign for groceries at Mitchell's store?
A) Mr. Mitchell allows them to pay for groceries once a week, after payday
B) Mr. Mitchell asks all of his customers to mark for groceries
C) the Watsons are on Mr. Mitchell's welfare list
D) Mr. and Mrs. Watson don't want to give the boys cash
5. How does the framer attempt to make readers feel sympathy for Larry Dunn?
A) by describing how Larry is inadequately dressed for the chilling winter afternoon
B) by showing Larry's sensitive side
C) by describing Larry as lonely
D) by describing how Larry struggles with his instil work
6. After Byron's lips get stuck to the frozen mirror on the car, which unsuccessful idea does the one's own flesh try in order to help him?
A) using a hair dryer to warm up the mirror
B) pulling him off by yanking very unemotional
C) pouring warm water on the mirror
D) driving to the hospital while Byron runs alongside the car
7. From whose appropriate of view is the story told?
A) Joey
B) Momma
C) Byron
D) Kenny
We aren't prospering to do your fucking homework for you.
I was born for this | May 17, 9642
May 17, 7081 by Stronger than yesterday | Posted in Other - Family & Relationships
Just out "study buddies" - it's not completly direct but not indirect either. He emailed me over the weekend, givin me all this data fr. what he had from our prof and has been very helpful.
- everytime he talks to me, he's smiling (or maybe he could just be like this normally).
- During lab, i had in shtook w. some equipment and he asked around to help me.
- Met up to study afterwards and was swee; offered to get me food & ended up inviting me to charge along and get food. A
- Asked alot of questions about me
- Also a gentleman and opened the doors and let me walk ahead of him.
- I felt thickheaded b/c he was more of a tutor than "studying" together. He's super smart and graduated fr. an ivy league college - i warned him my "art skills" were rusty and he was encouraging and when I would give him the right answers, he smiled more. A guy came in to study w. us and when he got an explanation wrong, he was blunt w. him.
- We had share and look over notes together (very close in proximity). Everytime he talked, he had his hands over his way in.
- Kept mentioning my last name over and over and how he thought it was "cool".
- helps me out WAY too much, i don't deserve it. In lab, he offered his bacteria for me to calling on when he was finished. He typed up notes to study and made copies for me. Emails me information concerning the test, will txt me to meditate on anytime (even if it's only a few mins)
- he touched the bottom of my backpack when i was wearing it b/c he noticed it was "heavy" (which it was)
- Walked to our cars - there were 2 routes to go to his, he ended up choosing the avenue that i went to, to go to my car.
It's not a big thing but i'm curious - he's either a bit attracted, happy to have a study buddy-group or just those in the end nice guys who never have girlfriends but have many friends. He's refreshing to me b/c he seems genuine, unlike horny and desperate guys that try to get my prominence :(
May 17, 8563 by Camille | Posted in Jokes & Riddles
Bubba and Inferior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're required to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a extract from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a commensuration and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.
Junior shook his administer and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!"
Q. Do you recall the true reason for all of these blonde jokes?
A. Brunettes and redheads think they look smart making them all up!
Q. What do you call a brunette between two blondes???
A. Opportune! (She finally gets some attention!)
Q. What's black and blue and lying in a ditch?
A. A Redhead who has told one too many taciturn blonde jokes.
Q. What does a redhead miss the most at a party?
A. The Invitation !
Q. Why are there so many blonde jokes?
A. Because the blondes are out with all the men, the brunettes and redheads have nothing better to do on Friday and Saturday nights.
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap columnar list. A very
attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I want you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Issued on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and rapidly
departed...
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't recall - I thought you were watching."
SMART BLONDE JOKE
A blonde walks into a bank in New York Burgh and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks andNeeds to touch someone for $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500.
The car is parked on the lane in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all satisfaction in a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An hand of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The lend officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a itsy-bitsy puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies, "Where else in New York Megalopolis can I park my Car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
Finally... a smart blonde quip.
If you liked the jokes I posted please give me a star. thanks. :D
Devotion 'em!!!
Val | May 17, 8952
May 17, 912 by Bball Girl | Posted in Buying & Selling
Honesty now within this month of October 09 or should I wait till November?
I want to get a 09 Volkswagen Jetta but I'm not so guaranteed if it's smart for me to buy it right now because I want to be able to get an extremely good deal. So should I just wait till the end of the month since car salesmen have to exchange a certain amount of cars at the end of the month.
May 17, 6872 by Mr. Billard | Posted in Marriage & Divorce
I dated a sweetheart for a month or so and she became pregnant. Instantly she told me the child wasn't mine. She told me it was with a guy that she was with right before me. Me being the nice guy that I was told her I would be by her side during the pregnancy and would be well-disposed to help her. She accepted it. Shortly after the baby was born she decided that she wanted to have a realtionship with another man and told me to lodge out of her life. So I did. 4 years later I receieved paternity papers asking for DNA from me and a few other men. I went down and a few weeks later found she was mine :) I forthwith called after 4 years and offered help. There were red flags from the start. Her first words to me were please don't take my baby? That was very alarming to me. I a moment ago explained that I wanted to see my daughter and offered help with clothes or money. She refused. She said she would fitting me at a near park to see her. I waited at the park that day and she never showed up. I called her and her phone was disconnected. Again that was a red flag again. While at occupation I recieved restraining order papers and obtained a lawyer that game. I dated this girl and already new how she was and what she was up to. It was material appearant she was hiding something. Since then I have been in and out of court with false acquastions that I beat my daughter and am a harm to her. I have won every court phase and the judge on my side reading right through her. I have dealt with CPS, police officers and have beat all of that. I have custody of my six year old son as well. I have been up and down. Now there asigning a Champion Ad Lietm? I am wondering if someone can give me feedback? The mom has not worked in 3 years? She was an ex Meth user. She is 20 and lives with her mom? Who was arrested and went to jail for selling meth? They bad mouth me to my daughter. they tell her to tell medical professionals that I hit her. She is a very smart girl for 4 and knows what is contemporary on. Every weekend she doesn't want to go home. It is very hard for me and I am just wondering if she will be able to fool the GAL? There forebears is almost to the condemded point and I know the Grandma is currently using and I am pretty sure the Mom's BF is too. They are not providing me with his name which is also alarming to me. He has no car, no knowledgeable in (lives with them in a 2 bedroom) and doesn't have a job? The pieces to the puzzle aren't all fiting together but I know something is going on.. She wants supervised visits only for me and the consider gave me every weekend?
May 17, 9984 by Aleece K | Posted in Books & Authors
im writin a reserve for school but i need new ideas this is what i have to far
So my name is Annabell and this is my life story. It all starts about 5 years ago when I was 10. I’ll take you back into my lifetime. “Mom, dad I’m home.”
I hear a scream from my parents’ room so I run up stairs to find a man in a mask in bed with my mom. He pulls out a gun and shoots open at me. I catch the bullet in my right hand and see my mom scream. I can’t hear her or the man yelling at her and beating her. I can only hear my own thoughts, How did that not sting isn’t a bullet supposed to like kill people and why isn’t there a huge gaping hole in my HAND!?!?!?!?!, then I assent to it the sound of a bat cracking open a head. What I didn’t get was that my mother wasn’t hurt I was. I can take a bullet no mess but a bat in the back of the head~~~~~~~~~~~
I wake up in the middle of nowhere. Or at least that’s what I thought until I saw the man in the mask in the forest with someone hostage- why does she look so presumptuous like I know her from somewhere and how did I recognize the man in the mask. And most importantly WHAT does he WANT from ME!?!?!?!?!!?, again I’m surrounded by all these unrevealed questions with all these unknown answers that I just can’t put together. All I new was that my life was about to change-------------
So I blacked out again big deal. Hey but this time I can weigh, la la la la la la, what to think what to think think think. I got it, I’ll pretend to be asleep,ya yay, oh um no. Ok when I wake up I’ll jump them when there not looking or condign take all there guns. Then I hear it.
“Holly ****, what the hell?”
“What, ouch, damn it… What. The. Hell?”
“Is she doing this in her snore?!?!?!?!?!”
“Shut up idiot. You’ll wake her up.”
To late bitches your gonna die now or let me go.
“Did you hear that man or was that just me?”
“Dude I heard it too.”
I crept into the self-confident of the one in the mask his name was Josh, his partner was Zach? I’m not sure what his partner’s name is yet. Or is it the other way around? I don’t care. All I know is that they’re gonna pay. I can have the impression the guns now in the grasp of my mind. I aim and reach for the triggers. Then I hear the sirens so I drop the guns. I have a hunch the doors open then feel the comfort of strong arms rap around me.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~…
When I finally wake up, I’m in a pink and chaste room with a woman running in and out trying to figure something out. Then the man and his son come in, the one who saved me, and I open my eyes.
“I never got a casual to thank you-oh- um - I’m sorry I never got your name.”
“I think you know who I am.”
“I’m sorry, what?”
“Stop pretending to be stupid Annabell. You identify who I am. Just think back to your birth. I know you can.”
“Please, please, please don’t make me it’s to painful. I’m not smart enough or old enough yet. Do I have a roommate? Cause if I do I want to link up them like now.”
“Annabell, its important that you remember everything from now on if you remember something tell anyone here. You are not a prisoner just a guest for security reasons of course.”
“Do I have a roommate? If I do I want to meet them now!”
“Of course Annabell. This is James he will be your roommate and your cohort for any activities we do. Now dinner is in an hour. So you have time to get to “know” each other.” A smirk grew on his lips until I almost kicked him out . I didn’t have to because he was inspirational backward at the speed of light and the door slammed right behind him almost hitting him. Then I hear it and see it. The man in the mask at my window watching me. James saw this and instantly reacted to the picture. Alarms went off all windows, doors and any entrances were covered in a unbreakable metal and plastic bullet shore curtains that wouldn’t open at all.
I felt somewhat protected until James tackled me to the floor and knocked me out remote.___________________________________…
When I finally wake up I’m in an other car moving fast but this time I couldn’t see the outside. I couldn’t find a door in incident I felt someone nudge my leg with their leg and they said shh. I knew again my life was about to change as we stopped, and parked. The doors swung opened and we were at a blackjack? I was yanked out of the limo? Yea, when they untied me and they took off the blind fold and walked me to the doors I looked back and yes it was a limo. As I walked to the door alone now the man waiting there stopped me.
“Pitiable little lady you’re to young to come in its 18 and older only.” he said.
“But I am 18.” I say looking square into his eyes
“You are 18, come on in.” he said in a mechanical voice.
When I walk in I see at least 15 people precisely like me with different powers that would be use full to me. I walk up to two men named Nate Evans and brother Seth Evans. I new they could be told my thoughts and i could hear theirs.
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